Thursday, January 28, 2010

Top 5

From now on, whenever I feel like it, I will post my Top 5 favorite things of all time. This list could be Top 5 of anything. Top 5 T.V. Shows, Movies, Sports teams, Dog Breeds, Taco chains, orgasms, etc. Please feel free to post your own Top 5 in response to my Top 5.

1/28/10: Top 5 Fruit Snacks of All Time:

5. Fruit Shapes, preferably Scooby Doo. Most were sort of transparent, but some were solid colored. Those were the jackpot Fruit Shapes.

4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fruit Snacks by Farley's. A hidden gem in the fruit snack world. You were the envy of all 2nd graders if you got these bad boys in your lunch.

3. Fruit Roll Ups/Fruit by the Foot. Essentially the same thing. Always fucking hated people who would wrap their FRU or FbtF around their finger or thumb and suck it dry...disgusting. With me, the best way to enjoy FRU's/FbtF's is to crumble the whole thing up and shove it in your mouth a la chewing tobacco. Delicious.

2. Slimer Slime Alert Fruit Snacks. A perfect compliment to Ecto Cooler.

1. Gushers. Fuck you if you don't like Gushers.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Hello!

Can't quite put the pen to the pad and write what I feel, so I just decided on this.


Ya'll know me still the same ol' GBut I been low keyHated on by most these niggas Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keysNo boats, no snowmobiles and no ski'sMad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceriesGot a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracksTo add to the wall full of plaquesHangin up in the office in back of my house like trophiesBut ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freezeHo PleaseYou better bow down on both kneesWho you think taught you to smoke treesWho you think brought you the o' G'sEazy-E's Ice Cube's and D.O.C's and Snoop D O double G'sAnd a group that said muthafuck the policeGave you a tape full of dope beatsTo bump when stroll through in your hoodAnd when your album sales wasn't doin too goodWho's the doc that he told you to go seeYa'll better listen up closelyAll you niggas that said that I turned popOr the Firm flop ya'll are the reason Dre ain't been getting no sleepSo fuck ya'll all of ya'llIf ya'll don't like me blow meYa'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit meAnd turn me back to the old me.


Bye!